OK, if you insist, I will crochet you into a lovely soft blanket for my new little baby.
But wait. I don't know how to crochet!
Don't worry. Just watch the amazing learn to crochet YouTube series from Bethintx1!
And that was that, the start of something special (hopefully). Here are my first few granny squares after just a few hours!
Stand by for the finished blanket.......